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Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XI
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MASS EFFECT KINK MEME
PART XI


"We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, the kink meme will endure."

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED! HEAD ON OVER TO PART XV!

Post your requests anonymously, and fill any prompts that catch your eye. We’re not picky around here; anything goes. Fanart or fanfic, het, femslash, slash, threesomes and moresomes, or just gen-fic; as long as it’s part of the Mass Effect universe, there’s a place for it here.

Rules:
  • All posts must be anonymous, be they prompts, fills, or comments.
  • Every new prompt should be a new post. Indexing’s impossible otherwise.
  • Pictures and videos should be linked to, not inserted directly into the meme. Be nice to people with slow connections!
  • No flames! We like a friendly atmosphere. If something’s not to your taste, just ignore it. If you see someone else causing problems, message me – don’t feed the trolls!
  • My Kink doesn't have to be Your Kink, and Vice Versa. A prompt or story that's outright trolling gets deleted; prompts that are merely not to someone's taste don't. I don't think anyone wants me to start imposing my own tastes on other people's fantasies.
  • No plagiarism. Didn’t think I’d have to point that out, but some people didn’t seem to get the message. If someone’s already written a story that fills a prompt, feel free to link to it, but don’t repost it and claim it as your own.
  • No underage content. Use some basic common sense for what applies here.
  • Give back to the community! Try and write something for every prompt you leave. If you don’t think you’re up to writing, at least leave feedback on stories you enjoyed. Nobody likes putting effort into a story and getting silence in return.
Hints:
  • The character limit per comment is 4300 – Break your story into 600-700 word chunks, and you shouldn’t have any problems.
  • When posting a story for an old prompt on this meme, please repost the original prompt here, then post the story as a reply to it - otherwise, everyone has to scroll past long stories to see the newest comments on a page!
  • Multiple fills are always welcome!
  • We run fill-a-thons every few weeks, during which new prompts aren’t allowed. If you post one by mistake, don’t worry – I repost them at the end of the week.
  • If your posts aren't showing up, try logging in and looking again for them - anonymous browsing sometimes causes problems for some reason.
  • It’s ‘Kaidan’, not ‘Kaiden’.

If there’s any problems or suggestions you wish to make, please PM me, and I will deal with the problem shortly. Or post them here:

Mass Effect Kink Meme: Questions and Suggestions Thread

OTHER LINKS:

MassKink, Part One / MassKink, Part Two / MassKink, Part Three / MassKink, Part Four / MassKink, Part Five / MassKink, Part Six / MassKink, Part Seven / MassKink, Part Eight / MassKink, Part Nine / MassKink, Part Ten / MassKink, Part Eleven / MassKink, Part Twelve / MassKink, Part Thirteen / MassKink, Part Fourteen / MassKink, Part Fifteen

MassKink ME3, Part One / MassKink ME3, Part Two

Who Wrote What? Thread

Mass Effect Kink Meme: Off Topic Discussions
Mass Effect Kink Meme: Friending Meme
Mass Effect Kink Meme: Recommend a Fic
Mass Effect Kink Meme: People's Choice Awards / First Place Winners / Second Place Winners
Mass Effect Kink Meme: 2nd People's Choice Awards / First Place Winners / Second Place Winners

RESOURCES:

Mass Effect Livejournal Community
Mass Effect Challenge
Mass Effect Wiki

Mass Effect Livejournal Community
Mass Effect Challenge

AFFILIATES:

Old School Bioware Kink Meme
Dragon Age Kink Meme
Fallout Kink Meme
LA Noire Kink Meme
Deus Ex Kink Meme
Elder Scrolls/Skyrim Kink Meme
World of Warcraft Kink Meme

INDEX:

Mass Effect Kink Meme @ delicious

story archive / request archive

older stories archive / older request archive

Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-18 02:58 pm (UTC)

“No, really, Joker,” said Shepard, her voice dripping with skepticism.

“I’m serious! She was totally hot for me, kept giving me those ‘come fuck me’ eyes—“

“She was a stripper, Joker,” said Garrus. “You do know that they’re paid to do that, right?”

“Not the point.” He took a sip from his beer and grinned. “Anyway, she had the biggest chest I’ve ever seen on an asari before. Totally motorboatable, if you get my meaning.”

Shepard laughed so hard at that Garrus thought she was going to pull something. She’d had about five shots of tequila, and it was making her silly as all fuck. “Oh my god, Joker, tell me you didn’t ask to motorboat an asari stripper.”

“Uh . . . my translator isn’t picking that up. What does a boat have to do with a woman’s . . . endowments?”

“It doesn’t have anything to do with boats, Garrus,” Shepard said, turning an alarming shade of red. “Joker, why don’t you explain this.”

“Oh, huh uh,” he said, grinning wide enough to split his face. “No, I think I’m gonna let you field this one, Commander.”

“Your cheeks are the most amazing color. I didn’t know humans could turn purple,” said Garrus. The smug asshole grinned at her and Shepard thought, Oh, okay, you wanna play like that, huh? She’d blame it on the alcohol later, but right now seeing the look on his face would be worth it.

“You son-of-a . . . all right, fine.” She unbuttoned her shirt to reveal a few inches of cleavage and turned to Joker. “Care to demonstrate for Officer Vakarian?”

The pilot’s eyes lit up like a five year old on Christmas.

“Wait, what are you doing?” Garrus asked, his gaze fixated on her mostly exposed breasts.

“Well, you can’t do it because you’ll probably rip one of your mandibles off, and you did want to know what it was. It’s easier to just show you.” She stood up and bent down, putting her assets at Joker’s eye level. “Go ahead, before I change my mind.”

“I love my job,” said Joker, and he buried his face in her chest and shook his head back and forth, blowing a raspberry into her cleavage.

Garrus was totally speechless.

Shepard returned to her seat and buttoned her shirt back up, eyes bouncing back and forth between Joker (who looked like he could actually die of happiness) and Garrus (whose jaw was hanging almost to his keelbone).

“Why?” was the only thing the turian could think to say.

“It’s more fun than sexual, and usually reserved for strippers.” She had to bite her cheeks so hard they almost bled to keep from laughing herself into unconsciousness.

“I just motorboated the Commander,” said Joker bemusedly.

Garrus picked up his drink again and muttered into it, “Humans are so weird.”

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-18 03:52 pm (UTC)

:) LOL! hilarious

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-20 02:37 am (UTC)

damnit I spat milk all over the screen again

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-18 04:01 pm (UTC)

“I just motorboated the Commander,”

LMAO!!!! This was awesome, a!a. LOVED it!


Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-18 04:03 pm (UTC)

What a wonderful, funny minifill! Cookies to you A!A!

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-19 02:22 am (UTC)

... The funny thing is, innocent!Anon came across the word the other day and wondered if she remembered the definition right because it just seemed so silly.

Innocent!Anon was right. Haha, thanks for that. XDDD

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-19 08:18 pm (UTC)

A!A here, and I can say that, having been motorboated before, it is a very silly practice. Seemed right up Joker's alley, too. Glad you liked it, anon! :)

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-19 03:30 am (UTC)

LOL, hilarious. Also, I just pictured Joker singing that last line in a taunting way.

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-19 09:06 am (UTC)

Yes, Garrus. Yes they are.

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-20 04:41 pm (UTC)

And the world was full of giggles and nothing hurt.

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-21 07:58 pm (UTC)

Hahaha. I love this.

Re: Unprompted Minifill, in which Garrus learns a new word.

(Anonymous)

2012-08-23 04:22 am (UTC)

Jesus, A!A, what the hell could have inspired this things?

You know what? I don't even care.

I love this meme.

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